What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 22:11

You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.